Hail to thee, Red Shirt

Over on his blog, Dave Perillo reminds us that the real Expendables are the kind wearing red shirts:

Art by said Mr. Perillo

I love this! Poor Red Shirt, you never stand a chance.

Zombies! (again)

Via Reddit, World War Z author Max Brooks will be answering your zombie questions online on the 17th of August.  As the poster says, "Mr. Brooks will answer the top ten questions (using "best" comment sorting) in this thread as of Tuesday 8/17) at 12pm ET. This will be a video interview. Ask Him Anything."


Get your questions in here: Ask Max Brooks Anything

And, while you're waiting for the 17th to arrive, here's some reading: 5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse (via Cracked)

Review: Ark

There are some awesome things to be found on Hulu.  They have a fairly good selection of the latest sci-fi shows, for example, and one of these is Ark.  Hulu has 9 'mini-sodes' available right now, the longest clocking in at about 8 minutes, the shorter ones coming in at around 3 minutes.

The Premise: Two very different people, from different eras in modern history, find themselves suddenly aboard a ship, without any clue why they've been taken or where they are.  If it sounds a bit like Stargate: Universe, the premise is basically the same, only there's no action that predicates their sudden appearance on the ship.  I'm a big fan of the "what the hell just happened and where the eff are we?" genre of sci-fi: it leaves a lot of possibilities open for the story and allows you to figure out what's going on along with the characters.  It can be difficult to make the punchline discovery of what's going on really satisfying, but in this case it's the journey that's important.

The Pros and Cons: Since the episodes are presented in short clips, it means everything has significance.  There's really nothing in the way of fluff, and the story is pushed along by increasingly dramatic discoveries and events.  The ship is a jumbled amalgamation of habitation area and dusty corridors filled with doors that don't always work and screens that track where the characters are, filled with numbers and symbols that do a good job of making everything seem alien and disorienting.

However, since the episodes are so short, some things are necessarily sacrificed.  Character development is the big one.  We see aspects of their lives before they arrived on the Ark, but there's not much in the way of connection to either of them.  This is not a character-driven story, at least not yet.  Further, while it's good to enjoy Hulu while it's free, the advertising is rough for Ark: 30 seconds to a minute of ads for a 3-minute episode is not a good exchange.

Apparently there's also a graphic novel being released along with the episodes, although I haven't seen it yet.  I'd give Ark six of ten stars, and I'm interested to see where the story goes.

More about Ark >

"Precision Driving?"

Apparently the third Transformers movie, shooting in DC later this summer, is looking for extras.

Anybody in DC familiar with precision driving?  Now's your chance to be a star!

Comic-con and 'nerd' culture

Interesting article by Wil Wheaton: Is Comic-Con Really Hurting Nerd Culture?

Short answer: no, unless you get stabbed in the eye with a pen.

Onmyoji Fascination

Silly hats: all part of the charm!

In 2001, when I was living in Japan, I happened to catch a preview for a movie that looked intriguing.  Heian period clothing, magic, folklore - right up my alley, in fact.  I had no idea what an Onmyoji was, but I thought the movie might be a good, possibly cheesy, diversion for an afternoon.  And indeed, it was (both good and cheesy).  It also rapidly became one of my favorite movies.  It's not a paragon of film making by any stretch, but the story is a great example of Japanese historical sci fi.

So, what's the big deal?  They took their vengeful spirits very seriously in the Heian period, and the magic of onmyodo was a part of courtly life (in fact, there was a bureau that oversaw the practice and regulation of onmyodo...too bad that doesn't still exist!).  The movie is about a Merlin-like character named Abe no Seimei, who is one of a number of court magicians/spirit exorcists, and the unlikely friendship he forms with Minamoto no Hiromasa, an affable and somewhat bumbling nobleman.  They have a Sherlock Holmes/Watson dynamic, and Hiromasa helpfully provides the audience with  the layperson's view into the dynamics of courtly intrigue and Abe no Seimei's magic.

"Hiromasa, dude....pretty sure you're not supposed to touch that."

The capital has started to become overrun with demons, vengeful spirits, and other badness, and the Imperial family in particular sees the worst of these occurrences.  Seimei and Hiromasa track down the source of these disturbances...and wacky hijinks ensue.  Both of these characters actually existed in history, although it's questionable whether or not they were friends.  

The movie itself is based on the novel of the same name, by Japanese sci fi writer Baku Yumemakura.  Having loved the movie (and the sequel), I wanted to track down the book.  Unfortunately, an English translation doesn't exist (that I know about).  My Japanese is pretty rusty, but I'm hoping to try translating this thing.  It's going to be a fairly slow process, but a fun project.  I'm thinking about posting the progress on twitter as an ongoing saga that gets updated one or two sentences a day.  If I manage to be able to make any sense of the translation, I'll post the link to the twitter account here.

Weekend DIY Sci Fi

Looking for something to do this weekend?  Well, if you're anything like me, then all you're looking to do first is relax, recover from the week with a good book and a delicious drink.  However, once that's out of the way, some of these geeky DIY projects may interest you.

1. Miss Portal?  Make yourself a Companion Cube tissue box cover.  If you're feeling bakery, try making the Portal Cake.
2. Here's something that takes less time: make your own blob (ok, it's crazy putty, but still).  Messy AND cool.  Note: rolling it over household objects will not net you a katamari, but you can make one out of Play Doh like this creative fan.  
3. Want something to spruce up your lair?  Check out this dragon instructable that you can hang from a wall. 
4. Feeling dwarven and up to something a little more adventurous?  Make this micro-forge and create some small metalworking projects.
5. If you're feeling like baking AND playing D&D, why not make this pecan pie d20?  Perhaps not the most practical project on the list, it will certainly meet with approval from your gamer friends.  I'm pretty sure it rolls a critical hit just by existing.
6. Want to add a little more depth to a campaign, make some art, or just make your manuscript look awesome? Check out this Pages of a Forbidden Tome Make project.
7. Got someplace geeky to go but nothing to wear? Make yourself a corset (3 part series - might take longer than just one weekend.).
8. For something cute and also fairly quick, make a free range monster.  Adorable.  
9. Finally, via Jessica, an easy way to raise the geek-factor of your next get-together: cupcake molds in the form of nomskulls and yumbots.  Cute!

Other fantastic DIY ideas:
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